The pyjama horoscope

Pjamas. Pjyamas. Pyjamas. Got there in the end. Even now the spelling baffles me. (This is from a student studying English at Oxford...) 

Pyjamas, as well as having a funny name, are funny things in themselves. Think about it: a whole new ‘outfit’ just for bed time. Despite the fact that only you, yourself and your bed will see these pyjamas - and possibly your partner – the pyjama industry has never been bigger. But there are so many options out there. And actually, after speaking to a couple of friends, there are also a number of alternatives. 

All this got me thinking - could it be that your preferred night time dress says something about who you are? Quite possibly.

Introducing your official pyjama horoscope…..

All-in-one night shirt

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Often seen in films following a loved up night between the lead couple, the buttoned up shirt (whether your own or your partners) is fuss free and sexy. You don’t mind if your hairs a bit like a birds nest, you strut around making breakfast humming along to Always Look on the Bright Side of Life. The all-in-one night shirt is chilled and laid back – a bit like you then.

Silk chemise/slip

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Pass me a glass of champagne darling, no matter it’s before bed. And my fur trimmed/embroidered night cap. Now, just give me a minute to apply my Elizabeth Arden night cream....

Yes, you are a true lady. You ooze sophistication, glamour and all round class. Your pyjamas have to be silk because only silk will do. The fact that pyjamas are for sleeping is not a factor – you never know who might turn up. High maintenance? Never!

Onesie

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You give Cara Develegnine a run for her money when it comes to pulling funny faces. You’re the first to crack a joke at a dinner party and your favourite type of crisp is Monster Munch. The onesie began during a night in with your girls – now, it’s your ultimate sleeping staple.

Oversized T-shirt and knickers

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For the party animal. Your nights out usually end around 3-4am and, after a stop for chips , all you want is your bed. With no time to dig out your matching pyjamas which haven’t seen daylight (or should that be night-time) in the last 5 years, you go for the T-shirt and knickers. Comfortable and easy. Friends describe you as up for a laugh, down-to-earth and a tad lazy.

Matching jim jams

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A classic. Found on the girl who never does anything too outrageous. Assignments are always handed in on time and you have a soft-spot for both baking and puppies. For you, the best pyjamas are comfortable and preferably matching. Whether its polka dots or heart designs, you’re a sucker for all things cute. 

And finally….your birth suit

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‘Of course I wear pyjamas!’ (Biggest white lie ever). You are super confident and it shows – not many people would sleep completely naked. But for you, it’s the best way. You’re the first to indulge in an extra piece of cake, you like to shower with the temperature on full heat and yes you like your red wine. If sleeping with no pyjamas equals more comfort, then heck you’ll do it. Sensuality is your second name.